1. Nothing else seems to hurt like the smile on your face
    For when your mom is making you model the knit hats she's trying to sell on etsy and it's taking her FOREVER to get the right light and she's taken so many pics, you can feel your cheeks anymore
  2. How did it come down to this, going through your call list
    For when you decided to be brave and go to dinner by yourself but a girl you hated from high school is in the restaurant and you're scrambling to find someone in your recent calls that you can chat with to make it seem like you're on a business call.
  3. I am the dragon breathing fire
    For when you feel invisible and super identify with Pete's dragon
  4. Wave it in in his face, tell him boy bye
    For when you're selling raffle tickets and decide to take an aggressive approach
  5. Oh baby you know, she got them commas and them decimals
    For when you're an elementary school principal trying to explain to the sub that she's covering for Miss Henderson who teaches English and Math
  6. My daddy said shoot, oh my daddy said shoot
    For when you're painting the kitchen with your dad and he laughs at one of his own jokes so hard he drops the paint brush on the hardwood floors
  7. You're my lifeline, are you tryna kill me
    For when the person you chose to be your lifeline on Who Wants to be a Millionaire is driving you to Baskin Robbins and they keep hitting every single pothole on the road
  8. What is it about you that I can't erase, baby
    For when you're a digital illustrator and you wanna undo the last few lines you drew but ctrl+z isn't working.
  9. Now we're going to hold doors open for a while
    For when you're broke af because the tech start-up you invested in collapsed, so you pick up a side hustle as a doorman
  10. Trade your broken wings for mine
    For when you and your little sister are being butterflies for Halloween and your parents make you be the bigger person by taking the bent wings so she'll stop crying