1. "No, I've never heard a thing!"
    To my neighbours - I was too embarrassed to tell them that sometimes I can hear them hooking up. All the yikes.
  2. "Actually I have a dr's appointment so I can't attend that meeting"
    To a coworker - I do have an appt, but it's to get my cat's nails cut
  3. "Sorry, I don't have any cash on me right now"
    To the pharmacy cashier asking for cash donations - I had $3.85 in my coat pocket