Some lipsticks I own and what they remind me of
  1. That time when I was 7 and I held Keith's mom's hand by accident bc she was wearing the same coat as my mom and I got confused.
  2. My grandmother telling me to never leave the house without lipstick on.
    My 'my lips but better' shade
  3. TSwift
  4. That weekend I went into full hermit mode watching season 3 of RuPaul's Drag Race.
  5. That time I was waitressing and I was so weird that a table asked my manager if I was high on painkillers
  6. Trying to find a way to make the neon pink lipgloss the sales lady told me to buy look ok.
  7. My most rebellious moment as a child: sneaking a flashlight under my pillow so I could keep reading Holes past bedtime.
  8. My first crush. We were in kindergarten. It didn't work out.
  9. That time I got a mini bag of peanut m&ms and there was only 4 m&ms inside.
  10. Pete Holmes. On our way to his show, my friend declared this shade completely unwearable and dared me to wear it. I did. I looked horrible and amazing at the same time.
    All the labels have worn off so I'm not sure what it even is. Ps why do my question marks look like sevens?7?
  11. The first cubicle I worked in. It was also the home of the department's printer.
    The sound of a printer running still makes me look over my shoulder to see if my boss is about to walk in on me wasting time on tumblr.