Some lipsticks I own and what they remind me of
  1. That time when I was 7 and I held Keith's mom's hand by accident bc she was wearing the same coat as my mom and I got confused.
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  2. My grandmother telling me to never leave the house without lipstick on.
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    My 'my lips but better' shade
  3. TSwift
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  4. That weekend I went into full hermit mode watching season 3 of RuPaul's Drag Race.
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  5. That time I was waitressing and I was so weird that a table asked my manager if I was high on painkillers
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  6. Trying to find a way to make the neon pink lipgloss the sales lady told me to buy look ok.
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  7. My most rebellious moment as a child: sneaking a flashlight under my pillow so I could keep reading Holes past bedtime.
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  8. My first crush. We were in kindergarten. It didn't work out.
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  9. That time I got a mini bag of peanut m&ms and there was only 4 m&ms inside.
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  10. Pete Holmes. On our way to his show, my friend declared this shade completely unwearable and dared me to wear it. I did. I looked horrible and amazing at the same time.
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    All the labels have worn off so I'm not sure what it even is. Ps why do my question marks look like sevens?7?
  11. The first cubicle I worked in. It was also the home of the department's printer.
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    The sound of a printer running still makes me look over my shoulder to see if my boss is about to walk in on me wasting time on tumblr.