1. Caption: the only thing I pray is that my feet don't fail me now. #Kanye
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  2. Caption: trying and failing to get 'on the line.'
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  3. Caption: what friends alum started in films with Bruce Willis #lazysunday
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  4. Caption: the other kitty at the vet said she had a crush on me and everything is amazing
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  5. Caption: trying to decide if I'm gonna write the next great American novel or a listicle about why you should date a kitty that stays indoors
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  6. Caption: counting all the money I've made babysitting the dust bunny under the couch
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  7. Caption: we are the new Americana...except I live in Canada and the dummy at the passport office won't give me a passport application #Halsey
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  8. Caption: I prefer the term African American Express #Kanye
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  9. Caption: hurry up with my damn croissant #Kanye
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