1. The Eastlink Guy
    When I called to get my internet hooked up, he kept saying 'cool' and I was all about it.
  2. The guy sitting next to me at Starbucks
    He's wearing a sweater with a hound dog on it and I was like wassup.
  3. The balding guy who works in my building
    Sometimes he parks beside me and I think we're dating.
  4. The guy who sold me my TV at Best Buy
    He was THE NICEST and he convinced me to buy chromecast which I now use on the daily.