PEOPLE WALKING OUT OF THE FARMERS MARKET RIGHT NOW AND WHAT I ASSUME THEY BOUGHT

  1. A girl I scooped ice cream with 7 years ago
    She prob bought some artisan soap
  2. A girl wearing a pink silk maxi skirt
    Assuming she's auditioning for Aladdin today - she prob bought a new pair of button earrings
  3. Robert Ghiz, our former premier
    He's wearing a ball cap, v cas. Prob bought a 50 pack of those mini donuts for his kids.
  4. A guy I also saw at the grocery store last night
    Judging on last night's haul of frozen goods, he prob bought some fresh veggies
  5. A million girls wearing grey knit sweaters
    Prob bought $10 organic smoothies