PREDICTIONS/ADVICE FROM THE TEA LEAF LADY
This is the kind of wisdom that $40 gets you from the tea leaf lady in Rustico
- •You will get 3 tattoos and you'll regret the third one
- •You will be in a long relationship w a shy guy who is tall, has a Honda motorcycle and works in Newfoundland as an engineer.
- •Your cat will run away but he won't be gone for long.
- •You'll spend $100-150 on a gold charm bracelet
- •A lesbian will be interested in you in the near future
- •You will win a ribbon for your writing
- •You'll travel somewhere hot where there are alligators and chimps
- •Be careful when gossiping
- •An older woman will leave something special for you
- •You'll go on a date with a guy who is allergic to your perfume
- •Go for a lobster dinner and don't buy heels
- •You should decorate cakes
- •The ocean is good for you bc it brings you back to the womb