SUNGLASSES AND ADVIL: WHY KANYE MIGHT NEED THEM
- •He's at the beach and some obnoxious tween keeps yelling "WHAT SHE ORDER"...he refuses to answer. It was fish fillet though.
- •He just had LASIK. He didn't need it but figured if he lasered his already 20/20 vision, he'd be able to see into Heaven.
- •He's at his granddaughter's baptism. Whenever someone asks him what's up w the sunglasses indoors, he answers "cuz her future so bright."