The 5 Ws

  1. Who in the world is Carmen Sandiego's aesthetician bc dem brows look good
  2. What in the world is Carmen Sandiego's current frequent flyer status bc she should've been George Clooney in Up In The Air
  3. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's backup hat bc she seems like the type of lady who's always prepared
  4. When in the world is Carmen Sandiego going to get her own Netflix Original Series bc I need more of her in my life
  5. Why in the world is Carmen Sandiego always wearing red bc a person can't feel that aggressive all the time