WEIRD FEARS YOU GET FROM REGULAR SUNDAY SCHOOL ATTENDANCE
- •Leprosy100% thought I was gonna get leprosy before reaching adulthood
- •The raptureMom didn't answer right away? Rapture must have happened.
- •That veggietales would run out of bible stories to repurpose
- •Getting swallowed by a whale at the beach#JonahLife
- •Forgetting the books of the Old TestamentBecause then you would lose every sword drill
- •Ray Boltz songsBecause they were accompanied by terrifying music videos about religious persecution