1. Leprosy
    100% thought I was gonna get leprosy before reaching adulthood
  2. The rapture
    Mom didn't answer right away? Rapture must have happened.
  3. That veggietales would run out of bible stories to repurpose
  4. Getting swallowed by a whale at the beach
  5. Forgetting the books of the Old Testament
    Because then you would lose every sword drill
  6. Ray Boltz songs
    Because they were accompanied by terrifying music videos about religious persecution