WHAT I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR IN SCHOOL

  1. Kindergarten: crushing a pack of Handi-Snacks crackers into the carpet
  2. Grade 2: organizing an exclusive detective club with my cousin
  3. Grade 4: hiding too many beanie babies in my desk
  4. Grade 6: writing 'Lys' instead of 'Alyssa' on the top of a test
  5. Grade 9: allegedly communicating secret messages with my eyes to my friends in study hall
  6. Grade 10: faking a foot injury to get out of gym class
  7. Grade 11: looking out the window too much in accounting class