1. I don't want anything
  2. Don't worry about me, I have everything I need.
  3. Just get me a card.
  4. Actually no, just write me a letter.
    Like a 3 page letter that describes everything you love about me and every single positive impact I've had on your life.
  5. Maybe I would like a new journal.
  6. No, never mind, I really don't need anything. Except for the letter. But only if you want to.
  7. I just picked up a new blender so how about you etransfer me $50 and that can be my Christmas present.