WHAT YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONE FOR

I don't care if Hotline Bling is too old to publish this list, it lives fresh in my heart FOREVER
  1. To fix the soft serve machine
  2. To take someone's open shift because they wanted to go to the beach
  3. To gossip about our weird cousin
  4. To remind me of my dentist appointment
  5. To ask about the our math homework
    The answer to 4b is 42.
  6. To ask if I got to the movies already
  7. To make me do a survey about if I'm using the skills I learned in college in my job
    I'm not