As requested by @Deanndre
  1. If you don't like my gate, don't swing on it - my nanny
  2. When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people that you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh. - Nora Ephron
  3. Never complain. Never explain. - Harry Styles
  4. Don't trust anyone who: still uses hotmail, has bad eyebrows, hates TSwift without a valid reason, or can't name all the kids from Jon & Kate Plus 8 - Me
  5. Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn't make you feel good, kick them to the curb. - Amy Poehler
  6. I'm like a bird, I only fly away - Nelly Furtado
  7. When people show you who they are, believe them - Maya Angelou
  8. Are you not reading what I'm saying? It's a snake habitat, TURN AROUND - Liam Payne