ADVICE MY MOTHER GAVE ME
A complete list
- •Always call a lawyerEven if you are innocent. Hell, especially if you are innocent. In both cases, call a lawyer immediately. Contrary to what the detectives on TV tell you, this is not a sign of guilt.
- •Only shave your calvesDon't shave your thighs. You'll thank me when you're pregnant.
- •Everything else is up to you.Terrifying but true.