TOP 10 REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES (IN ORDER OF POTENTIAL PRESIDENCY)
- •Jeb Bush BC I kinda dig his brother. He made peanut butter sandwiches with WJC while waiting to go into Mandela's funeral BC they were so hungry
- •Jeb Bush BC I kinda dig his dad too. We all may have different philosophies but kindness is kindness.
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- •Rand Paul BC he buys his own shit so that makes him sort of authentic
- •Lindsay Graham BC he might come out in order to get moderates
- •Ted Cruz BC I think the SNL skits will be amazing
- •Santorum BC he was such a dick to Teresa Heinz - calling her out for using Prozac after her husband died in a plane crash that I hope she starts a superpac to destroy him
- •Carly Fiorina BC her ads against Barbara Boxer were really hilarious (Boxer as a floating balloon head) - LUV U 4EVA Barbara. Also her demon sheep ad. Check them out.