WHY I HAVENT FINISHED/STARTED MY BOOK

When life gives you an incredible opportunity / try try to fuck it up
  1. I am so much funnier in my head than in the notebook
  2. Same as above insert "smarter" "insightful" "relevant"
  3. My Public Supply notebooks look so chic and simple with nothing in them
  4. The embarrassment to my family of the story about when I did acid
  5. The embarrassment to my high school friends that all I did on acid was write a poem and eat a chocolate cream pie
  6. I confessed my sins for security clearance 8 years ago and they weren't impressed or amused
  7. Maybe I'm actually becoming smarter by watching Rachel Maddow reruns at 4am?
  8. One chapter will now be all about the evils / necessary evils of procrastination
  9. List making 😡😡