If I piss you off, feel free to use these
  1. Staring at me in traffic
    I did not cause this, don't look at me like I did.
  2. Stopping to text as you are walking
    I have seen this in malls, crosswalks, and so many other places. I will run into you.
  3. Styrofoam
    The sheer sound of this product irks me.
  4. Wet paper
    Any type of paper. You wet it and throw it at me, I will freak out.
  5. Mascots
    I would like to relate this one to Chip and Dale stealing my Little Mermaid doll and messing her hair up at my first visit to Disney World.
  6. Ask me when I am getting married
    I think that is a little personal, don't you?