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Don't worry, I promise I'm not a bad person. Only on the inside. πŸ’…πŸΌ
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    "Yeah, we totally have to get together soon!"
    This is a mutual lie. You know as well as I do that this will never happen.
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    "Oh thank you...I love your earrings!"
    I'm totally just saying this because you complimented me first and now I feel bad. You've imposed on me.
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    "Oh my gosh, my hair is being so annoying today. Ugh."
    Yeah right, I know my hair looks fabulous. This is to make you feel better.