Don't worry, I promise I'm not a bad person. Only on the inside. 💅🏼
  1. "Yeah, we totally have to get together soon!"
    This is a mutual lie. You know as well as I do that this will never happen.
  2. "Oh thank you...I love your earrings!"
    I'm totally just saying this because you complimented me first and now I feel bad. You've imposed on me.
  3. "Oh my gosh, my hair is being so annoying today. Ugh."
    Yeah right, I know my hair looks fabulous. This is to make you feel better.