A LIST OF LISTS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE FROM ME

  1. Awards I would nominate myself for
  2. TEDtalks I feel qualified to give
  3. Guest spots I could totally do on "Pretty Little Liars"
  4. Products *I* would buy if I endorsed them
  5. Things I would rather do than listen to you play your guitar
    oh you have a banjo too ok that's not what I meant
  6. People I would literally watch read the phone book
  7. People I think would watch ME read the phone book
  8. People I think even OWN a phone book
  9. Phone numbers for people and places I need to call in case my contacts gets erased
  10. ...That's a phone book. The list I need from myself is a phone book.