Things I Did After Sending an Email Stating I Was Going to Sleep That Were *not* Going to Sleep

  1. Watched an episode of Nashville
  2. Then the next episode of Nashville on my god cliff hanger!
  3. Decided to definitely not move to LA
  4. Bought plane ticket to LA
  5. Tweeted a long form into the woods joke that I deleted before all 6 tweets could upload
  6. Bemoaned my tiny Twitter following
  7. Wondered if I should do that thing where you pay for followers
  8. Oh ok falling asle