Things to Do When You Are Waiting for an Email That Are Not "Checking Your Email"

  1. Put your phone in another room
  2. Jk go get it again who are you kidding
  3. Put it on your kitchen counter
  4. Eat most of a bag of popcorn
  5. Pace frantically around your kitchen
  6. Eat the rest of the bag of popcorn
  7. Pick up your phone to check email PSYCH text a friend instead
  8. Check Facebook
  9. Check Twitter
  10. Check Instagram
  11. Repeat in a loop til you're so dizzy you HAVE to put your phone down
  12. Do half the dishes in your sink
  13. Pick up your phone
  14. Put it back down
  15. Throw it across a room and fling yourself onto your couch in deapaire
  16. CONGRATS YOU KILLED 3 MINUTES GO CHECK YOUR EMAIL! YOU EARNED IT!