HOW I SINGLE-HANDEDLY JINXED THE NEW YORK GIANTS TONIGHT: A TRAGEDY

They lost and it's my fault.
  1. I was working on a list that I was going to title "Bradley Cooper Movies, Ranked from Amazing to Horrifying."
  2. The Giants played a conference rival, the Philadelphia Eagles.
  3. BRADLEY COOPER WAS AT THE GAME.
  4. And he was sitting in a box WITH THE OWNER OF THE EAGLES.
  5. To Tom Coughlin, Eli Manning, the city of New York, I am sorry.