HOW I SINGLE-HANDEDLY JINXED THE NEW YORK GIANTS TONIGHT: A TRAGEDY
They lost and it's my fault.
- •I was working on a list that I was going to title "Bradley Cooper Movies, Ranked from Amazing to Horrifying."
- •The Giants played a conference rival, the Philadelphia Eagles.
- •BRADLEY COOPER WAS AT THE GAME.
- •And he was sitting in a box WITH THE OWNER OF THE EAGLES.
- •To Tom Coughlin, Eli Manning, the city of New York, I am sorry.