HOW TO BE ME IN 5 EASY STEPS

Inspired by @Diplomatic_diva's lovely tribute to Biz
  1. Be constantly assessing possible threats in every situation, even when there is clearly no present threat
  2. Cry at corny commercials
  3. Share too many political Facebook posts and not give a fuck what people think about it
  4. Always be the one laughing too hard and too long after the joke has passed
  5. FIERCELY love Mariska Hargitay