IMPOSSIBLE FEATS I WILL ACHIEVE THIS WEEK

  1. I will start and finish season 5 of New Girl before Tuesday
  2. I will finish Empire season 2 by Wednesday
  3. I will watch the first episode of AHS season 6, also by Wednesday
  4. I will finish How to Get Away with Murder season 2 by Thursday
  5. I will eat healthy meals
  6. I will do every reading for every class
  7. I will sleep