LISTS I'M EXCITED TO MAKE DURING THANKSGIVING WEEKEND

  1. Shit My Conservative Grandma Says
  2. A tally of how many times my dad compliments himself on how he carved the turkey
  3. People I Will Fight for the Wishbone
  4. Why We DON'T Watch The Parade
  5. A tally of how many times my grandma vocally worries about there not being enough food
  6. A commentary on the college football I'm being forced to watch
  7. Things We'd Do on Black Friday Before Shopping
  8. Truly Bizarre Family Traditions