MY 9 YEAR OLD SISTER'S ALTERNATIVES TO ME GOING BACK TO SCHOOL

We started this convo with her telling me she didn't want me to leave and we devolved into a generalized career choice conversation.
  1. "Mom can just home-college you."
  2. "Take online classes at Southern New Hampshire University!"
    Bc of that commercial
  3. "Maybe you can just wait a couple years until I go to college, and we can go together?"
  4. "Wait...I got it. There's a new tattoo parlor down the street. You have a tattoo. They'll hire you, and you can stay here and play with me."
    Strong argument in this one
  5. "You can always run away and join the marines."