MY MUNDANE RELATIONSHIP FANTASIES
Inspired by @Diplomatic_diva & everyone 💖
- •If we go out at night, before returning to our respective homes, we drive around and play music at an extremely high volume. It doesn't hurt your ears.
- •You pretend to like the X-Files as much as I do, because you know I really want you to.
- •You pet my dog when we first walk into my house. You kneel down at the front door so she doesn't jump and bark.
- •We go to the movies, sit as far away from others as possible, and keep a steady flow of conversation the whole time. People shush but I don't care. I know you care, but you keep talking to me anyway.
- •You tie my shoes for me.
- •You allow my grandma to verbally attack you, which she does to everyone and will do every time we visit her. You take it lightly and still like her.
- •You let me lay with my larger-than-average head on your lap. We send each other screenshots from the trashy Twitter accounts we both find funny. We laugh out loud and say nothing.