THINGS THAT NEW GIRL'S SCHMIDT OWNS

This is my second Schmidt-related list, but I'm not at all sorry
  1. A sharkskin laptop sleeve
  2. Driving moccasins
  3. An Irish walking cape
  4. A hand-crafted kimono
  5. Croquet cleats
  6. Too many fedoras to fit in his closet
  7. A skull-shaped thumb ring
  8. Personalized condoms
  9. Sculpting chutney
  10. Body gelato