WHY I'M AWAKE RIGHT NOW

The answers may surprise you
  1. I hate myself
  2. I have to be up in 3 hours
  3. I have a very busy day tomorrow
  4. I have been sucked into this community of lists
  5. I must now balance this, Twitter, and Instagram, which adds, like, 4 hours to my schedule
  6. But mostly because I hate myself