WILD SHIT THE KID I BABYSIT SAYS

She's 10.
  1. "In Nebraska, no stores sell diapers. You can't buy them anywhere. They sell socks, flowers, all that stuff, but never diapers."
  2. "When we swim in the pool, let's, like, pretend there are a bunch of floating corpses in there."
  3. *said casually* "yeah, my dead great-grandma communicates with us through flickering the lights in Morse Code."
  4. "Come watch YouTube videos with me!" *searches "craziest ER stories"*
  5. "I dabble in ghost-hunting."
  6. "Yeah, my cat was an EMT in her former life. She's seen so much death! *laughs*"