She's 10.
  1. "In Nebraska, no stores sell diapers. You can't buy them anywhere. They sell socks, flowers, all that stuff, but never diapers."
  2. "When we swim in the pool, let's, like, pretend there are a bunch of floating corpses in there."
  3. *said casually* "yeah, my dead great-grandma communicates with us through flickering the lights in Morse Code."
  4. "Come watch YouTube videos with me!" *searches "craziest ER stories"*
  5. "I dabble in ghost-hunting."
  6. "Yeah, my cat was an EMT in her former life. She's seen so much death! *laughs*"