THINGS MY 95 YEAR OLD GREAT GRANDMOTHER TELLS ME
- •She showers that much because she has a guilty conscious.
- •I think 42 is a good age for you to start with Botox.
- •All of you guys put your lives on that Facebook thing. You leave nothing for the imagination.
- •What is it called when you network with people? Oh network! I think people do that on The Facebook
- •People don't get excited for others to get jobs. They are probably just happy they are making money.
- •No that chicken we ate was so big because that restaurant likes fat chickens. Steroids in chickens is just ridiculous.
- •You have childbearing hips.
- •I don't want a surprise party. I'm just surprised I made it to 95!