Obscure Movie Quotes and When to Use Them

  1. "Have fun stormin' da castle!" - Billy Crystal, The Princess Bride.
    Say patronizingly to your friends when you drop them off at the club but you're wearing pajamas and going home.
  2. "Play the movie, Yah!" - Three Little Pigs, Shrek DVD Menu Screen
    Repeat every five seconds while waiting for your mom to "get settled" before you can start the movie.
  3. "What EXCELLENT boiled potatoes. Many years since I've had such an exemplary vegetable." - Mr. Collins, Pride & Prejudice 2005
    Praise your roommate when he feeds you boxed mashed potatoes with extra butter and Kraft parmesan.
  4. "It's like an orange on a toothpick!!" - Mike Myers, So I Married An Axe Murderer
    Whisper to your best friend when you see a waify Instagram model try to pull off a large hat.
  5. "She's a pale-faced, mealy-mouthed ninny and I hate her." - Scarlett O'Hara, Gone With The Wind
    Drunkenly tell your best guy friend how you really feel about the 22 year old Michigan State grad he's dating.
  6. "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice keyannti" - Hannibal Lector, Silence of the Lambs
    Do not say on a first date when the waiter recommends a nice Chianti.
  7. "She could be a farmer in those clothes." -Amber, Clueless.
    Say behind the back of anyone trying to pull off overalls.