Ridiculous Reasons I Got Detention in High School

All girls school problems. Pictures when applicable.
  1. Sprinkling salt on another student's head
  2. Climbing out a 4th story window to scare my friend
  3. Calling a teacher a communist
  4. Stealing Polly, my teacher's favorite stuffed oppossum
  5. Messy locker
  6. Writing a drama skit that used the word "vagina" twice
  7. Forgetting my shoes at home