Things I want to ask my dog
- •Do you have a crush on any of the boy dogs in our building? I could play wingman.
- •Does our roommate go in my room when I'm not home? I know he does. It's ok. You can tell me.
- •Which of my ex-boyfriends did you trust the most? The least?
- •Does your collar feel like bra? Should I take it off at night because you feel more free? Or more like a watch where you feel naked without it?
- •Are you healthy? Does anything hurt or bother you at the moment?
- •Wtf are you chasing in your dreams? Do you ever catch it?