WORDS FROM B.J. NOVAK'S "THE BOOK WITH NO PICTURES" THAT MAKE MY 5 YR-OLD CHORTLE

Take that, auto-correct! (@bjnovak "glug glug glug...")
  1. Blork
  2. Blurf
  3. Ruuuuuuuuuug!
  4. Boo Boo Butt
  5. Gluuurr-ga-wocko
  6. Ma grumph-a-doo
  7. Ba-doonghy face!
  8. Bonk