PRETENTIOUS THINGS TO SAY ABOUT COFFEE
these are all things I have said
- •"I only drink intelligentsia"
- •"I am so over intelligentsia"
- •"I can't stand the coffee at [brunch restaurant], I have to brew my own and take it with me"
- •"I ordered a dark roast at Starbucks and it just tasted like a burnt light roast"
- •"I think I would only like the hard drugs that are stimulants because I like caffeine so much"
- •anything argumentative about the caffeine content of espresso