Excuses my mom uses to leave a party
She's pretty good at this shit and has more excuses than I'll be able to remember!
- •"It's getting dark."Typically when it's about 4-5 o'clock.....it's not getting dark,mom.
- •"Im tired of everyone ganging up on me."This is when we've been laughing about our FUCKED up childhood and she's not happy about it.
- •"I have to get my work clothes ready for tomorrow."She's lazy, shits all over the place. And she has Frischs outfits for days.
- •"Craig's coming in tomorrow!"Another work excuse to leave super early.
- •"The kids don't care if I'm here."You're right. No they don't.
- •The ole, "I have to open the bar."Another fucking Frischs reference.