FOUR THINGS I BROUGHT ON A FIRST DATE

  1. cheetah print umbrella
    Borrowed from a coworker because my weather app said it wasn't going to rain. After all, First impressions really are everything.
  2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
  3. Zoltar fortune card
    I've repurposed it as a bookmark. It tells me romance will add great pleasure to my life. (It's from Coney Island two years ago) (the romance never came).
  4. sinus infection.
    If this date works out they may want to spend forever with me (in sickness or in health) better to set the bar low.