FOUR THINGS I BROUGHT ON A FIRST DATE
- •cheetah print umbrellaBorrowed from a coworker because my weather app said it wasn't going to rain. After all, First impressions really are everything.
- •Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
- •Zoltar fortune cardI've repurposed it as a bookmark. It tells me romance will add great pleasure to my life. (It's from Coney Island two years ago) (the romance never came).
- •sinus infection.If this date works out they may want to spend forever with me (in sickness or in health) better to set the bar low.