MY PROUDEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS

  1. Fitting into that old dress in the back of the closet
  2. Not crying at work
  3. Buying plan B just in the nick of time
  4. Painting my nails better than the lady on 47th street
  5. Remembering to water a plant more than once
  6. Telling the guy I like that I think he's real swell
  7. Convincing my friend to get the perfect haircut
  8. Thinking of more than 2 things for this list