1. My comforter still smells like bed and bath and I never want it not to
  2. If my sweater can hide my pants being unbuttoned from fullness, they always will be
  3. My right eye is twitching
  4. There are so many good things in my fridge right now
  5. I want to see Steve Jobs more than I want to see my friends
  6. I wish I didn't feel too old for tattoo chokers
  7. I'm glad I finally have a trash can
  8. Lots of my things have dog hair on them and I don't live with a dog
  9. I wish chunky heels were comfy
  10. Gilmore girls makes me cry way more than it used to