THOUGHTS ON ATTEMPTING TO BE HEALTHY

Cause it's hard, yo
  1. I'm just gonna convince myself these green smoothies have booze in them
  2. I might actually put booze in them
  3. Everything hurts and I'm walking like a 92 year old woman
  4. I would rather just look at pictures of neck-less animals than return to the gym
  5. Like this one
  6. Or this one