5 photos on my phone, chosen at random

  1. July 18: Kid had a birthday. Kid wants to be Dwight K. Schrute when he grows up. Made kid this sign and he cried.
  2. July 1: Husband and I went to see Brand New and Modest Mouse. We are photogenic.
  3. June 23: I found a tick on my leg at work and used this to notify aforementioned husband that I may be becoming a superhero.
    Also, Patrick Warburton and I have the same birthday. SO THAT'S COOL.
  4. May 1: Previously noted husband was digging in our garden plot and found this jaw bone. Knocked on the door holding it. Not creepy at all.
    DEER, NOT DOG. Thanks, Google.
  5. April 23: "We looking for him. Which way he go?" Fairy garden piece at a greenhouse with my mom.
    Quality design.