BEST JOKES IN DIVERSITY DAY - THE OFFICE
Because that's what I'm watching right now.
- •Dwight: "Retaliation. Tit for tit."Jim: "...that's not the saying."
- •When Michael re-exits his office and pretends to make friendly small talk with Oscar so the Diversity speaker can see him.
- •Michael: "Why don't we go around and everybody say a race you are attracted to sexually." Dwight: "I have two. White and Indian."Kelly's face!!
- •"Excuse me, that's not all it takes to be a hero. A hero kills people. People that wish him harm."
- •"This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here."
- •"Diversity tomorrow. Because today is almost over."
- •"Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, I will attack you with the North. And those are the principles I carry with me in the workplace." END VIDEO
- •Dwight taking notes on Michaels ethnicity.
- •"Let me ask you, is there a term besides Mexican you prefer? Something less offensive?"
- •"Aw man! Am I a woman?!"
- •Michael: "...some colored greens..." Stanley: "Collard greens. They're called collard greens."Michael: "Well that doesn't really make sense. You don't call them collard people."