BEST JOKES IN DIVERSITY DAY - THE OFFICE

Because that's what I'm watching right now.
  1. Dwight: "Retaliation. Tit for tit."
    Jim: "...that's not the saying."
  2. When Michael re-exits his office and pretends to make friendly small talk with Oscar so the Diversity speaker can see him.
  3. Michael: "Why don't we go around and everybody say a race you are attracted to sexually." Dwight: "I have two. White and Indian."
    Kelly's face!!
  4. "Excuse me, that's not all it takes to be a hero. A hero kills people. People that wish him harm."
  5. "This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here."
  6. "Diversity tomorrow. Because today is almost over."
  7. "Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, I will attack you with the North. And those are the principles I carry with me in the workplace." END VIDEO
  8. Dwight taking notes on Michaels ethnicity.
  9. "Let me ask you, is there a term besides Mexican you prefer? Something less offensive?"
  10. "Aw man! Am I a woman?!"
  11. Michael: "...some colored greens..." Stanley: "Collard greens. They're called collard greens."
    Michael: "Well that doesn't really make sense. You don't call them collard people."