It doesn't matter if he doesn't think we're dating.
  1. 1.
    We fell in love when I was a child watching Full House. HOW IS HE STILL SO GOD DAMN HANDSOME?!
  2. 2.
    Justin Timberlake
    We will never be over. Another man who gets way better looking as he gets older.
  3. 3.
    Daniel Sunjata
    When he played the sailor Carrie Bradshaw meets during Fleet Week, I google searched the crap out of him. We have been in love ever since.
  4. 4.
    Seth Rogen
    The beard has made him hotter and he would make me laugh every day. It's real love.
  5. 5.
    James Franco
    This would be a merry-go-round relationship. You would never know if he actually loves you, but when you're together it's crazy and passionate. He would disappear mysteriously and break your heart, but then you'd run into him at a party or something and he'd smile from across the room and it begins all over.
  6. 6.
    Leonardo DiCaprio
    The ungettable bachelor.
  7. 7.
    George Clooney
    The bachelor who as of 2014 can apparently be tied down.
  8. 8.
    John Mayer
    Emotional, sensitive, and a great lover, but he'll break your heart.
  9. 9.
    Bradley Cooper
    He'd break your heart too, but I don't even care.
  10. 10.
    Taylor Kinney
  11. 11.
    Not even attractive, but his swagger is insane.
  12. 12.
    Shemar Moore
    For like the first 3 seasons of Criminal Minds, I didn't even know his character's name because whenever he was in a scene I couldn't concentrate.
  13. 13.
    Trevor Noah
    A new relationship, but he's adorable, funny, and his accent is hot.