It doesn't matter if he doesn't think we're dating.
- 1.JOHN STAMOSWe fell in love when I was a child watching Full House. HOW IS HE STILL SO GOD DAMN HANDSOME?!
- 2.Justin TimberlakeWe will never be over. Another man who gets way better looking as he gets older.
- 3.Daniel SunjataWhen he played the sailor Carrie Bradshaw meets during Fleet Week, I google searched the crap out of him. We have been in love ever since.
- 4.Seth RogenThe beard has made him hotter and he would make me laugh every day. It's real love.
- 5.James FrancoThis would be a merry-go-round relationship. You would never know if he actually loves you, but when you're together it's crazy and passionate. He would disappear mysteriously and break your heart, but then you'd run into him at a party or something and he'd smile from across the room and it begins all over.
- 6.Leonardo DiCaprioThe ungettable bachelor.
- 7.George ClooneyThe bachelor who as of 2014 can apparently be tied down.
- 8.John MayerEmotional, sensitive, and a great lover, but he'll break your heart.
- 9.Bradley CooperHe'd break your heart too, but I don't even care.
- 10.Taylor KinneyMmm.
- 11.PitbullNot even attractive, but his swagger is insane.
- 12.Shemar MooreFor like the first 3 seasons of Criminal Minds, I didn't even know his character's name because whenever he was in a scene I couldn't concentrate.
- 13.Trevor NoahA new relationship, but he's adorable, funny, and his accent is hot.