SECRET SINGLE BEHAVIORS

Inspired by @Peace_Out_List
  1. Literally taking my clothes off as soon as I walk in the door
    Literally.
  2. Watching every episode of The Office over and over
    While also announcing when a great joke is coming...to myself...
  3. Watching every episode of It's Always Sunny over and over
    Also professing my love for Charlie aloud.
  4. Not using plates to eat food
    Because then you have to wash them.
  5. Listening to Nsync. A lot.
    Or singing Beyoncé into the mirror while getting ready.