Things I Said More Than Once on the First Day of School

I was really trying to make it until noon without saying a naughty word.
  1. Dammit!
  2. Hello! 😄
  3. Ugh, where did I put ______!
  4. Ugh.
  5. Seriously?!
  6. F**K!!!!
  7. Are you f*cking kidding?
  8. Go down the hall, and not these stairs but the stairs diagonal from where I am? Yeah, go down those and you'll see the overpass to the other building.
  9. Where's your schedule?
  10. No, that class is in another building.
  11. Yeah I can't get your locker open either.
  12. Yep, that's me!! Lucky you!
  13. No, we don't "do nothing" in this class.
  14. I love Justin Timberlake.
  15. Do you know that song by Beyoncé? (While semi-dancing to help them guess the song)
  16. I give up.