Things I Said More Than Once on the First Day of School
I was really trying to make it until noon without saying a naughty word.
- •Hello! 😄
- •Ugh, where did I put ______!
- •Are you f*cking kidding?
- •Go down the hall, and not these stairs but the stairs diagonal from where I am? Yeah, go down those and you'll see the overpass to the other building.
- •Where's your schedule?
- •No, that class is in another building.
- •Yeah I can't get your locker open either.
- •Yep, that's me!! Lucky you!
- •No, we don't "do nothing" in this class.
- •I love Justin Timberlake.
- •Do you know that song by Beyoncé? (While semi-dancing to help them guess the song)
- •I give up.