Funny things said by preschoolers

I was a preschool teacher for children ages 6 weeks to 5 years old. Never a dull moment!
  1. "My aunt likes to drink coffee... and wine."
    Me too, Riley, me too.
  2. "Miss. Amanda, sometimes I don't think my parents wanted kids, but they still love me."
    She had really sweet parents, so I'm sure they love her.
  3. "Ah, poor little guy."
    In reference to another child that was crying.
  4. "I need to take this acorn home, to add to my acorn collection."
    She really did have an acorn collection, her dad told me.
  5. "Miss. Amanda, did you know that, um, babies eat applesauce."
    Yes, yes I did. You tell me every time we have applesauce with lunch.