I've been spending a lot of time in airports lately.
- •Am I crazy or is it basic human decency that tells single eaters to sit on the same side of adjacent booths so we aren't AWKWARDLY AVOIDING EACH OTHER'S EYES THE WHOLE TIME???
- •You can't have a steak knife at a restaurant past security. Good luck with that Outback ribeye, pal.
- •"Do you want dessert?" "No thanks, I have to go catch a flight." NO. WAY.